The porn stars want a bailout...(adult content)

Sitting on the couch this morning, I was flipping through the news channels and stopped at CNN... And guess what? Larry Flynt wants a bailout.

Apparently, Mr Flint and fellow sleaze ball Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis (who just got out of prison) want a 5 billion dollar bailout to... bail out the porn industry. They say they are not in any immediate danger...but they are just trying to cover themselves if anything were to change. Wait a minute, lets rewind... 5 billion dollars for what? they say that, and I quote Larry Flint "It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."

Can't they just have sex...?

These people have nothing better to do than to spend money to go lobby in DC and ask for billions.

Oh, I'm sorry assholes, How, during this ridiculous time of poorness and war, and killings, and insanity, in this time of uncertainty... how could they have forgotten about those scum bags?

I FUCKING WANT A BAILOUT TOO.

So the banks of the great America got one. The car people begged and begged and got one, finally. I understood, I got why the government gave so much money to the car manufactures, there would be no way in hell that this country could survive if so many people became unemployed. I also think that, for the most part, America thinks like me. (well, I like to tell myself that)

So while I was sitting, listening to this charade, this insanity... I wonder, no one in their right mind can be taking this shit seriously!

Now, let me say this. I am a big fan of porn. gay, bi, straight porn, whatever. It is entertainment, and I know, that by far I am not the only porn lover out there. So, I'm not knocking this industry out...I am just frustrated at these rich tool bags!

Basically, here is my frustration.

Everyone is in a tiff right now. Nothing is okay and everyone is hurting. BUT. Why can't normal people get one? How about we bail out the people that are loosing homes, that can't put food on the table, that can't even buy diapers for their children...

Oh I know why we can't bail them out... We are too fucking busy bailing out companies that need financial help in order to keep the private jets and the vacation homes.

So Mr. Flynt and Mr. Francis want help in order to keep and maintain the lifestyles they currently live. Really, they should be asking the government to help those people that they depend on, the ones that look at porn. How about that assholes?

Here we go...

The Car Czar.

I like it.
It should be

"Ivan the Fabulous"

I think Speaker of the House Rep. Nancy Pelosi is going somewhere with her "barber shop/haircut" theory. Except, personally, I think that the scumbags need to get their heads shaved!

Let me catch you up in a short sweet way,

So the "US Big Three" (G.M, Ford and Chrysler) head to DC to talk beg Congressmen/women into give them (well, its really the tax payers money) 30 billion dollars. They need the money in order to keep them open for business.

Apparently they also needed to fly to DC in private jets. You'd think, basically, on their way to beg for money because its either that or chapter 7/11, that the would maybe all jump in one private jet? Much less a (gasp) car!
So basically congress has told them that there is absolutely no way they are getting so much money. Second of all conditions would apply. For example more fuel efficient cars, hybrids, electrics, and better fuel emissions. The Big 3 (pictured right) even agreed to a pay cut. They would go from their unreported millions of dollars a year to a one (1) million (much less glamorous [ugh]) salary.

To me, this is hogwash.

I say, fire all three.

Take the last 25 years, Ford, Chrysler and G.M have managed to turn an industry that was started for transportation, comfort, availability into a mess of debt, greed, manipulation, and greed. (ha ha). Look at Nissan, Toyota... 100 mpg car? yup, in production from a car industry that seems to care. Now, I fully believe that in all areas of this world, people are trying to make money, hell, even me! But the difference seems to be that The Big Japanese 3 understand what The Big American 3 don't. The ability to keep your customers and keeping up with the demand of "greener, affordable living". Nissan, Toyota and the others are actually doing quite well.

I wonder why!

Anyway, so basically nothing has been resolved. They are still wasting money, energy, resources trying to figure a solution for this mess. As of now, they are re-thinking of a 15 billion dollar bailout, and the 3 pricks drove in hybrids this time. Time will tell, until then...

Here's a solution.

Fire the creeps.
Elect a Car Czar (Ivan the fabulous).
Monitor every single transaction made over a million dollars.
Stop the production of Hummers, Escalades, Yukons, and those other crazy sized SUVs.
Use all the above for scrap metal to build fuel efficient cars.
Make lenders be more weary of lending money.
Heaven sakes, lower the interest rates.

I think that's enough,

I'm just saying.